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coyotino [he/him]

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i should be gripping rat

  • One Of The Best Games Ever Turns 25, And You Still Can't Buy It

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  • lord, if only we lived in a world where things made sense...

  • Mocked-up images of a new Steam Controller appear, as speculation rises around Valve revealing new gaming hardware this week [Eurogamer]

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  • i mean, if they have a Series X and it still runs all the modern games, there ain't a strong reason to upgrade at exactly this moment. That console will keep chugging along for a few more years at least.

  • how's your week going, Beehaw

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  • losing a pet is so hard, doubly-so when they've been by your side for over a decade. I don't know if you've done anything to commemorate your buddy yet, but I highly recommend holding some kind of funeral or memorial if you haven't already. Invite all your friends that knew Ralph well, share some tea and fond memories about him. Hug your friends and cry together. It won't make you stop missing him, but it helps a lot more than you might think.

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • they don't make disturbing kid's content like they used to.

  • One Of The Best Games Ever Turns 25, And You Still Can't Buy It

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  • ehhh i hear you, "abandonware" can be defined as "software which is no longer supported or updated", but that is a very broad definition. I think one could also define abandonware as "software which is no longer supported or updated, and which has no clear IP owner anymore", and I think that that is the colloquial definition for a lot of people. I think we need a new word for one of these two definitions.

  • Mocked-up images of a new Steam Controller appear, as speculation rises around Valve revealing new gaming hardware this week [Eurogamer]

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  • What do you love about it over something like, say, the standard Xbox controller? That's what I use for PC and it's been very reliable.

  • Mocked-up images of a new Steam Controller appear, as speculation rises around Valve revealing new gaming hardware this week [Eurogamer]

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  • The rumor is that the next Xbox will also just be a gaming PC. If Microsoft has an offering similar to Valve, except it's on Windows so there is better game compatibility, does that not entice you to stick with Xbox?

    (tbc I'm not saying you should stick with Xbox - M$ is morally bankrupt and Windows 11 is a bloatware-ridden mess. Just inviting you to elaborate on your thinking, if you want to)

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • time to go buy an old cow-colored HP computer off ebay just to make it work!

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • dude 3D movie maker was my shit. Glad to find another former movie maker stan - I used to put entire evenings into making stupid little animations. That was the game that taught me what it feels like to be completely immersed in a creative project. McZee still haunts my nightmares, tho....

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • 3D Movie Maker? Casino Inc? Theme Park?

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • it's in the title, bro.

  • A Light in Very Dark Days: Nancy Pelosi and AIDS

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  • Right, like, why are we writing this kind of piece in 2025? She's just retiring, calm down. I'll accept this kind of puff piece when she actually kicks it - at that point, it'll be worth remembering the good things she did, and remembering her entire arc as a grim warning for the young radicals of today. But she's just retiring. Let's not inflate her ego while she's still alive, and still using the American people for profit.

  • Lionhead's secret best game, and one of the greatest ever abandonware games - The Movies - turns 20 today [Eurogamer]

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  • It was a real gem. I haven't gone DEEP on it before, but I've really enjoyed what I played of it.

  • The wait for GTA 6 has now been so long it must be some kind of record - right? [Eurogamer]

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  • The record is for time from announcement to release. ES6 was announced 7 years ago, so we're getting there but not quite. It might still break the record by the time it comes out...

  • The wait for GTA 6 has now been so long it must be some kind of record - right? [Eurogamer]

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  • I think a game has to actually release to break this record. And in the article, Purchese points out that the current record holder is Duke Nukem Forever, while Beyond Good & Evil 2 might break the record if it ever actually comes out.

  • The wait for GTA 6 has now been so long it must be some kind of record - right? [Eurogamer]

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  • At least in that case, the devs have presented playable content. I don't think I would count that if I was trying to determine the record.

  • How do I torrent safely in the US if I can't afford a VPN?

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  • Hmm I'm not sure about contributing. You've presented yourself as someone too broke to afford a VPN so I didn't think you were buying CDs and ripping flacs. Sorry if I misunderstood your goals. I was more focused on the goal of obtaining files.

    Edit: ps, not sure if you saw yet, but I pm'd you about another possible solution.

  • ‘Musk is Tesla and Tesla is Musk’ – why investors are happy to pay him $1tn

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  • If they haven't divested yet, they have no morals and no common sense. Or they are betting on a more friendly future for Nazis. Either way, I think we need to stop caring what Tesla investors think. They're all Nazi sympathizers at this point.

  • How do I torrent safely in the US if I can't afford a VPN?

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  • Either way, if ruins it for everyone else.

    How does it ruin it for everyone else? One slow peer does not ruin the network.

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    Big change at Alan Wake studio, Remedy, as CEO steps down following failure of Control spin-off FBC: Firebreak

    www.eurogamer.net /big-change-at-alan-wake-studio-remedy-as-ceo-steps-down-following-failure-of-control-spin-off-fbc-firebreak
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    Aftermath

    Everyone Who Worked On A Video Game Needs To Be In The Credits

    aftermath.site /video-game-credits-battlefield
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    ‘I’ve never used it and probably never will’: Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu says he won’t use AI to make music

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/ive-never-used-it-and-probably-never-will-final-fantasy-composer-nobuo-uematsu-says-wont-use-ai-to-make-music/
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    Chess Grandmaster, Popular Commentator Daniel Naroditsky Tragically Passes Away At 29

    www.chess.com /news/view/grandmaster-daniel-naroditsky-dies-at-29
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    Decades after the first ever console war, Atari is re-releasing its former rival Intellivision’s console

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/decades-after-the-first-ever-console-war-atari-is-re-releasing-its-former-rival-intellivisions-console/
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    Aftermath

    Big Week For Unions At Blizzard As Hearthstone Team Also Votes ‘Yes’

    aftermath.site /hearthstone-union-blizzard
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    Yes, Pokémon do poop, Legends: Z-A confirms - and they can have "tummy troubles" too [Eurogamer]

    www.eurogamer.net /yes-pokemon-do-poop-legends-z-a-confirms-and-have-tummy-troubles-too
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    Quantic Dream’s first multiplayer game is Spellcasters Chronicles, a 3v3 strategy action game | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/quantic-dreams-first-multiplayer-game-is-spellcasters-chronicles-a-3v3-strategy-action-game/
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    US senators voice concerns over ‘foreign influence and national security risks’ in Saudi-funded EA acquisition | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/us-senators-voice-concerns-over-foreign-influence-and-national-security-risks-in-saudi-funded-ea-acquisition/
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    Pokemon Legends: Z-A || Review Thread

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    Microsoft support for Windows 10 officially ends today, but a third of Steam players still use it | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/microsoft-support-for-windows-10-officially-ends-today-but-a-third-of-steam-players-still-use-it/
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    Battlefield 6 hits EA’s highest ever concurrent player count on Steam, beating Apex Legends | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/battlefield-6-hits-eas-highest-ever-concurrent-player-count-on-steam-beating-apex-legends/
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    how you know you and your PUG are about to lose the match

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    Absolum is a beautiful, slow-progressing, arcade-ass Roguelite | Rogue

    www.rogue.site /editorials/absolum-review/
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    Switch 2 continues to break US launch sales records, selling more in its first three months than PS4 | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/switch-2-continues-to-break-us-launch-sales-records-selling-more-in-its-first-three-months-than-ps4/
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    Ubisoft reportedly cancelled an Assassin’s Creed game partly due to ‘political concerns’ | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/ubisoft-reportedly-cancelled-an-assassins-creed-game-partly-due-to-political-concerns/
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    Nintendo’s mysterious Close to You animation is revealed to be based on Pikmin | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/nintendos-mysterious-close-to-you-animation-is-revealed-to-be-based-on-pikmin/
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    More than 60% of US game players only buy two games or fewer per year, survey finds | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/more-than-60-of-us-game-players-only-buy-two-games-or-fewer-per-year-survey-finds/
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    Epic Games Suing Two Fortnite Island Makers Over Inflated ‘Bot’ Engagement | Aftermath

    aftermath.site /epic-games-suing-two-fortnite-island-makers-over-inflated-bot-engagement
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    As Xbox raises Game Pass prices, former FTC chair says it warned Activision deal would ‘harm gamers’ | VGC

    www.videogameschronicle.com /news/as-xbox-raises-game-pass-prices-former-ftc-chair-says-it-warned-activision-deal-would-harm-gamers/