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voodooattack

@ voodooattack @lemmy.world

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  • I think I went wrong somewhere in development

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  • Definitely! And the reason is obvious.

  • I think I went wrong somewhere in development

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  • You think this is funny, but a codebase I once inherited did exactly this. Up until that point in my life, I never imagined I’d ever have such a violent urge to strangle someone.

    Bonus: the system had two types of accounts for signups: one for employers and one for employees. Naturally, it would set the role of the created account during the signup process, but the issue was that anyone could submit a signup request with a custom payload and set themselves as the third account type: administrator.

    Bonus #2: during a self-update request (avatar change, etc), users were able to change their own IDs in the database.

    It was 100% vibe-coded by two imbeciles in two months. We had to rebuild 80% of that codebase.

  • oregano bitch

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  • Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

  • Open Source Developers Are Exhausted, Unpaid, and Ready to Walk Away

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  • Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes?

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  • Why did I know it was a NileRed video from the tiny thumbnail? 🤔

  • Cloudflare is down this morning

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  • It’s a vibe.

  • Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it.

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  • Extra protein.

    That’s disgusting.

    You should always scrape the visible part off, and keep going until there are no more visible spots. Try not to skim too much of course.

    You’ll still get all the extra protein from the mycelia but without the green fruiting bodies. 🤮

  • What is the most attractive quality in a person that instantly makes them desirable?

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  • Being my wife

    Hi honey 🥹

  • If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.

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  • Nothing personal, we’re all in this together. I’d take that power too.

  • If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.

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  • Hey! Look what you did to that poor cherry tree 😡

    Git, blame!

  • If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.

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  • I want a familiar named Git that obeys me.

    Hey! That annoying guy that you hate speaking with is coming towards you

    Git, push!

    Would you look at that! What an amazing thing

    Git, pull!

    Oooh. What a great idea!

    Git, commit!

    There’s no way I said that, you must be remembering wrong

    Git, diff!

    So many possibilities

    Edit: bonus points if you guess what I’d be stashing all the time

  • If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.

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  • If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.

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  • My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them

    Famous last words

  • Linux Virus

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  • I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.

  • Linux Virus

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  • Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.

    As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.

  • Not quite sure that's right

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  • Ayoo ayoooo

  • Trick XOR Treat

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  • I will save this picture because I think it’s important and will look at it while scrolling my phone a couple of years from now and wonder why I never used it all that time.

    /c/justadhdthings

  • another "snap bad" post

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  • little dick fingers

    Definitely stealing this

  • Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

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  • “The password of [neighbour’s SSID] is [embarrassing password]”

    Or some such. Not sure if it was the real password, but soon after everyone was doing it to one another and it got people super confused.

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Low effort meme

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    They should have used Linux because there's no sound in space

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Which stage are you at?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    I could show you a trick or two

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Me introducing a complete stranger to Linux by describing a very niche use-case

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    The most dangerous element is the element of surprise

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    R(ul)espect

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    Impossible… (Tuco Rule)

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Unbiased AI Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Childhood Ruined Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Priorities rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dev rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Don't look up rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Temporal Theft Rule

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Nightmares are just your brain doing combat readiness drills

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isekai rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ultimate (rule) privacy

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Never forget this little hero