Just let her attend. Pseudoscientific quackery, along with an elevated ego, lack of self-doubt, and the backup of a rich parent, are a certain way to make a whole fuckload of money.
Seriously, you mean there are people who didn’t figure that out by themselves? People above voting age anyway? Wow, that explains a lot of the things going on around the world these days …
"America’s oldest paediatrician" = "the one with the least skills because she couldn’t learn from others' mistakes". How is that supposed to be a good thing?
It’s a compliment because it means that you’re going to be very successful, have a lot of friends and a good time and great sex. Sure, your conversations will be shallow and your relationships superficial, but you’ll be too dumb to mind. Ignorance is a bliss, and who likes a smartass anyway.
When the alien breaks into your spaceship in "Rescue on Fractalus".