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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Locked

    Plex’s crackdown on free remote streaming access starts this week

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  • There's no Jellyfin app for my TV, and it's shit in the TVs browser

  • Have clankers visited my blog one hundred twenty-one sexagintillion eight hundred ten novemquinquagintillion times so far in November??

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  • We accidentally the whole config file

  • Does anyone else miss traditional forums?

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  • Visit cyberspace.online

  • What's an unscientific opinion that you firmly hold?

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  • Demons are real - negative entities that attach to humans and feed off misery, pleasure, and anger.

  • I wasted all my generational luck for this

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  • The function first generated a random UUID. This is a long string of random characters, used in many software systems to uniquely fingerprint things, transactions for example. In theory, you can have millions of seperate systems, each generating UUIDs all the time without ever having to worry about a collision (a collision is one or more systems generating the same UUID, therefore it being not unique anymore)

    The second line then runs UUID generation again, trying to generate an identical UUID to the one it already made. Tis is absurd because even a dmsupercomputer trying to generate identical UUIDs would take longer than the lifespan of the universe.

    The console line shows that a matching UUID was apparently found after some amount of time, which shouldn't be possible, implying some fuckery with the random number generator.

  • It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...

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  • And our toasters into computers

  • My nightmare

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  • Ubuntu pro?

  • I need a savoury, summery drink as an alternative to beer

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  • On the days when I'm really just hanging out for, and worked a really sweaty, dirty day on the chainsaws, I drink N/A beer. The cheapest I can find. It either hits the spot or it tastes like garbage and turns me off beer again. Either way it averts the craving and lets me stay sober. Most alcos in recovery will frown on N/A beer, but I don't care, whatever helps me not drink alcohol is fair game.

  • Upgrade to Windows today!

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  • It's easier to spoof user agents.

  • What are some things you put a ton of effort & work into, but it pays you $0, and you wish there could be some reward for all your hard work?

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  • Factorio

  • Why Hitler off’ed himself

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  • Gassy fella

  • Why Hitler off’ed himself

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  • He was cleaning his gun

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • Ship it for beta testing

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • Let's set up a quick 2hr stand up zoom meeting with the department heads and their staff to SWOT this out. How's Dec 24th about 3pm work for everyone?

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • Agile Manager / Project Manager

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn't know seconds?

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • I don't really 'see' analog or digital anymore, I've transcended that clock racism and now all I see is the format-agnostic bitstream.

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • It's the little kit that you use to curate your fingernails

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Predator

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  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    This Op Shop seems to have ordered their secondhand books by colour for some reason

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
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    Can I block any post that contains a particular word? Without blocking whole instances?

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Paul Harrel has passed away from cancer

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    She really motivated me

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
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    Hey, what smells like blue?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Reddit literally shilling their own stonks to users in direct message, reveals that CEO gets paid $193 million last year

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    The name Slow Loris implies the existence of a terrifying Fast Loris

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    when you import some data into Excel and it tries to format all your number fields

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    If you're a knower, then you know

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I just assumed he was like the character "The Knights Watch" from GoT

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Rule #2 Double tap