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  • Okay, but you're not gonna like it.

  • You fool! You've doxxed yourself!

  • Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it'd just hang out until it was evicted.

  • Well played.

  • Eat food ya dip.

  • Exactly this. My grandmother lived under the Nazis and she said they were fucking idiots. Exactly the same type of incompetent blowhards. The whole hyper scientific ubermensch BS in the cultural zeitgeist is so frustrating. I blame all the WWII video games and movies that played up the myth to have more interesting villains than the sleazy shit stains that they actually were.

  • No. They knew exactly what they were doing.

  • Well it's a movie, so there's that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I've heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there's lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it's really up to random chance.

    I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it's a crap shoot.

  • I immediately was like "smart pipe!" No fuckin' way.

  • "As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn't as developed as facial recognition technology yet."

    Fecal recognition technology.

  • Impeccable.

  • You use those to roll sushi and then cut them to size. Congrats on discovering nori.

  • Beautiful comment, I love it.

    Also: "pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7."

    Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I've read. It's a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

  • It is a little confusing, but all the other dialogue is in speech bubbles. 🤷‍♂️

  • I think, "It's nice." Is a continuation of the narration. "All my friends are there.... It's nice."

  • I had no idea that Steven Crowder voiced a character on Arthur.

  • How does one even build something like that? I'm guessing the water is usually a bit calmer, but still must have been hard to sink pillings into.

  • Hey.... Boulders ain't cheap either.