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  • I watched a clip from some local news outlet the other day, where they spent like 10 minutes talking to these concerned citizens, and at the end they said that these people they'd been talking to hadn't even seen a drone! They were just very concerned.

    WTF!

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  • "Inveigle" I learned a new word today, thanks!

  • To quote a friend of mine, "Joe Biden is the used car salesman his daddy always wanted to be."

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  • It's supposed to be as if Jordan Peterson is saying it.

    It's intentionally wack.

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  • If you give rodents WD-40 they can lube up your machinery as they scurry around.

  • Bologna pony is excellent. Thank you this, truly.

  • Gotcha even better lol.

  • This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

  • Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can't take it.

  • Rub your nose on your anus and you'll have your answer.

  • My coworker gave me a blue marker the other day, as we were discussing something else that had to do with houses. For some reason I scrawled HOUSE on the wall (this was in a back area where no one cares,) with the blue marker.

    The following week I walked past the blue house and was overcome with the realization of what I had done.

    I read the book once years ago, I don't think any other work of art has the ability to change the readers psychology. I often have dreams about wandering empty endless houses.

    Also one foot note cites my hometown which is a place few people outside the state even know about.

  • I enjoy this idea immensely.

  • You got a laugh outta me, but damn, maybe you should go to therapy Gary.

  • If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

  • Terrifyingly specific.

  • sigh ZZZIIIIIPPP

  • A classic example of not watching the thing just down voting it. Thank you for posting Don_Dickle. I enjoyed it.

  • I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

    Similar to another favorite of mine:

    "This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

  • There's plenty of poor boomers. They're most dead on account of being poor, we're just left with the rich ones.