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Krauerking

@ Krauerking @lemy.lol

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  • Dry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spray

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  • As if corn could ever loveThose sweaty ears only ever care for carnal pleasure and don't have an ounce of passion.

  • Many such cases

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  • Yeah that about sums it up. I wonder why the Anarchists do it.

  • Many such cases

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  • I mean I guess that is why they are offensive words. They are bad to use even if you know they sound so good to shout. Otherwise they would just be fun shout words like "purple nurple!".

  • Many such cases

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  • Lemmy has a weird issue with being super restrictive of ableist language, beyond reasonable, in some spaces and completely ambivalent in others.

    I had someone say I was as useless as accessibility kitchen items, which mostly just means I'm extremely useful to specific people and viewed as a joke by intolerant people who don't care about others...

    Weirdly good compliment. Really telling in the idiot using it.

  • Many Top MAGA Trolls Aren’t Even in the U.S - Elon Musk’s new X feature has been very revealing.

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  • Americans knew who he was, witnessed the same January 6th I did, and elected to restore that guy to office

    He's just so passionate! Him and his followers were just upset he lost because he was doing so good, and he gave up eventually. Don't you want a passionate president rather than a sleepy one? Plus he will be hard on all the immigrants who must be responsible for me struggling to find a job and he will negotiate prices down, haven't you heard? He's a good negotiator he has a whole book and everything. Has to be better than Biden and his random girl telling me that everything is fine and they won't do anything to help me.

    I get being in disbelief, and being upset but people don't know what they don't know and it isn't that shocking to see how they came to the conclusions that it HAD to be better.Humans, while very clever, are emotionally dumb as fuck.

  • Hustle Culture is just Cargo Cults for finances

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  • LinkedIn is absolutely part of the digital altar. Come show your commitment and they will take notice of you.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Hustle Culture is just Cargo Cults for finances

  • How Google’s DeepMind tool is ‘more quickly’ forecasting hurricane behavior

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  • Its fun that they admit that they don't know the math behind why it picks the paths it does.

    We are essentially having to learn our world all over again and these tools that can recognize patterns are gonna be helpful for that but it will still be on humans to figure out the why

  • In the BoJack Horseman universe, gender reveals have probably been replaced by Species Reveals

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  • You know. Thought about it more and... That world is fucked hyper USA, I bet they do both.

    The show just didn't run long enough to have a couple burn down a small town for their species reveal and then burn it back down again 3 months later for gender.

  • What are some happy moments of your childhood? Have you ever felt that happy again in adulthood? Ever tried "re-living" that moment later?

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  • Dude, you ever just have absolutely awesome crispy fries, the kind that feel like they were battered and are tangy and fluffy? There was a horse park I worked at as a kid that had a food truck that made those and just sitting outside on a nice day with a good basket of fries is up there.

    And the best part, is it still fucking rules.

  • You should quit social media for good

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  • That is pretty obvious, what's really wild about this blog post and proof that we need off social media was that AI generated Gavin Newsom post with Ted Cruz and Hulk Hogan.

  • If Naruto was an American show it would be about a cowboy named Hammy McBurgers

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  • You are correct.

  • Maybe "CAESAR STABBED IN BACK BY BRUTUS AND CASSIUS" was just an ancient clickbait headline, and the actual event was a minor policy dispute instead of a literal assassination.

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  • I'm picturing the John McCain thumbs down event.

    "Oh my god, Even Brutus! What a stab in the back and he just dropped the dagger!"

  • if we could swap mainstream platforms, which would be the centre of mainstream instead? Friendica, Mastodon, Peertube or something else entirely?

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  • The Olive Garden app, cause when you are on it, you are family.

    But no, I disagree that we'd have all come together and just solved everything with a different "central" app. Though I guess a government version of Twitter where everyone gets a login and every company has to have a support arm for making announcements and allowing the government to make them too would be helpful like it was and still sometimes is.

  • This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

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  • Yeah give me rich people getting into ROBOT FIGHTS!™

    Or like let me rent it to do heavy housework for the day or something...Doesn't have to be Robot Fights™ I guess...

  • This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

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  • Finally a justification for them to be mopey.

  • This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

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  • Generic admin login is gonna be the inciting incident, I'm putting money on it.

  • This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

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  • LOL yeah, people do whole podcasts and giant episodes about the fascism in Gundam lore.

    I think it still works, they just reverse it and hide themselves in the robots just like their hearts

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

  • Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death

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  • Air is leaving your lungs anyways. Doesnt take much effort to add some sounds. You would be surprised how long it feels on the dying side.

  • Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death

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  • I have also been in a lot of accidents and it's kinda surprising how often it's just "oh no, not again"

    After getting hit by a car one time enough to roll up it and off the side my words were "not the worst day I've had" before going to the hospital.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Humanity has to change how we solve disputes every so often to avoid people gaming it

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Gal Gadot is just a more feminine Tommy Wiseau

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Conservative Pundits, money didn't make them happy so they convince people who do need money that it wouldn't make them happy either