Just bring back the Arch Deluxe, call it the Hammy McBurger. Market it as "Life is stupid, nothing makes sense. Now eat a Hammy McBurger! Consume!!!!"

3w ago

Why aren't people harassing marketers?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 3w ago

It's one banana! How much could it possibly cost? $10?

4w ago

YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

Most people buy a new cell phone long before the charger stops working.

I'm weird. I've had my cell phone since 2020. But MOST people buy one every 2-3 years. Just because the newest latest and greatest just came out.

My 5 year old phone still has no issue charging. And when the battery starts dying, MY battery is user replaceable.

4w ago

How come comedians don't do jokes about dems? I mean make a joke but ineundo at Trump? Like Colbert did with his CC show? That way Trump will not understand it..and no fear cancellation?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

Colbert said he STOPPED doing The Colbert Report because he'd say "The Republicans should (insert absurd thing that makes no sense)!"

And the next day, twitter was full of republicans not getting the joke, and NOW insisting they do the absurd thing. Thinking it was a good idea.

Colbert said he had to stop because he was just giving them ideas. Very stupid ideas that we'd all have to deal with.

4w ago

If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent, we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

Ya know......I don't remember any super mario bros games where Mario is black.

4w ago

If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent, we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

I remember in 1993 my dad tried saying that video games make kids violent.

For anyone too young to pick up on the obvious situation here, 1993 was the year the media started looking at games like Mortal Kombat, and saying video games are violence simulators. In those days, news was different. Today there's heavy bias in reporting. Watching the same story from 2 different reporting sources will often paint a vastly different picture. In those days however it wasn't nearly the issue it is today. Fox News didn't exist yet I don't think. And even when it first started, it wasn't what it would later become.

The news was just the news. And the news was saying video games make kids violent. My dad was doing the modern day equivilant of parroting fox news talking heads points. No opinion of his own. Just parroting the news.

So when he said that video games make kids violent, I said "Dad, I have 3 games. Sonic 2, Madden 93, and Jurassic Park. By your logic, I should be a star athlete who can play in the NFL, who runs so fast that I become a blur , and is also a velociraptor. Teenagers in the early 80s would be great at tennis, crossing the road quickly, and know how to shoot down UFOs."

He had no rebuttal, because nobody on the news made those arguements.

4w ago

What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound in a soft way?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

Hey Arin, how does Sandstorm go?

4w ago

What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound in a soft way?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

reads post

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Well. Those certainly are some words.

4w ago

Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

To some extent, this has always been true.

It's just that right now it's worse than ever

4w ago

Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 4w ago

......you call for a welfare check on them? I mean, clearly there's some mental issues going on with your neighbor.

But what are you going to do? Go over there yourself??? Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Easy buddy. This is America. They probably have a gun, and are already proven to be mentally unstable! Plus, they're covered in shit! I just cleaned my dog. I don't want to smell MORE shit!