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  • When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

    Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

  • "Clarence, I have a slight headache"

    "Me too, Geoffrey"

  • Conversely, spotted this recently

  • NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

  • Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

    Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

    One of these makes more sense to me... :p

  • Beaney museum in Canterbury

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today

  • rule

    Jump
  • Sometimes more than one 🤮

  • Rule

    Jump
  • Turns out it's a lot harder to do this with a whale

  • rule

    Jump
  • Why not Zoidberg?

    (V)(,;,,;,)(V)

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    Rule wizard

  • Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

  • T̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚

  • There's one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

  • Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I'd imagine they're accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one

  • I'm a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it's wildly unsuitable for the purpose

    It's utterly ruined ales describing themselves as "citrussy"

  • Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

  • The Dollop

    Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode

  • Diogenes has entered the chat

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Let's just say...

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Every rule, we stray further from god

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ring

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hey late-stage capitruleism, how's it going? Oh cool even worse then

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    RIP, will have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c9d1ynqpnxxo
  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    E M I T G U I N N E S S

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Baby hedgerule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Wikirule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Otterule