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Quilotoa

@ Quilotoa @lemmy.ca

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  • At your age, what surprises you the most about yourself?

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  • I'm surprised my brain still thinks like a child sometimes.

  • Rush hour traffic in Utrecht, Netherlands 🇳🇱

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  • That makes sense. I never understood the popularity of fat tire ebikes. They are much heavier than regular bikes and therefore don't hold a charge as long.

  • Rush hour traffic in Utrecht, Netherlands 🇳🇱

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  • Are ebikes not a thing in the Netherlands?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

  • How do you handle junk email?

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  • Block it.

  • How close have you ever been to a lightning strike, or related situation caused by a lightning strike?

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  • When I was a kid, I saw a strange yellowish-orange ball shoot across the yard in front of me. No one would believe me. A couple of years ago, I read the description of ball lightning. I think that must have been it.

  • Where do you get book recommendations?

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  • Google or Goodreads reviews

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  • Lemmy.ca because it's Canadian run. It's one of the few social media sites that is.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I put snow tires on my car.

  • How do you build your snow forts?

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  • I build quinzhees, a snow shelter that can be built at any temperature below freezing. Once the temperature gets below minus 5, snow no longer packs. Quinzhees can be built at any temperature.

  • Whats your hot take on something that doesnt matter at all?

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  • Hey, cool. I gota cousin there. Plan to visit sometime. Any recommendations? You're too big to see it all.

  • Whats your hot take on something that doesnt matter at all?

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  • So, all of the English speaking world spelled one way. You changed some spellings and now you want the rest of the English speaking world to change to your way?

  • Whats your hot take on something that doesnt matter at all?

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  • Can Americans just switch their spelling back to standard English, please? Why do we have to have two systems of spelling just because the U.S. wanted to be different?

  • Where would you live if money and/or visa requirements weren't an issue?

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  • I'd stay in Canada as long as I could travel someplace warm for a couple of months in the winter.

  • What do you get recognised for on Lemmy?

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  • Thanks. One of the best trips of my life.

  • Bacteria may kill us entirely, but we will never kill bacteria entirely

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  • But if bacteria killed us entirely, the world would go on with barely a whimper.

  • What in your country/area is totally normal but visitors get excited for?

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  • Yup. Geographically not north, but we get labelled north anyway.

  • [Serious] What non-political thing do you wish more people would make another consideration for?

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  • Politeness. It changes the atmosphere of a conversation/community/country when people are polite.

  • Did you hear about the beaver that was caught holding giant logs in the river?

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  • Best joke by a dam site.

  • Did you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it on your head?

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  • What's the funniest thing your pet did?

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  • My dog used to bark at jets.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Quilotoa @lemmy.ca

    Rene Decartes walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of wine.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Ivan survived because he was a strong man and used to hardships.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days during the year and fathers have only one.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Both District of Columbus and Colombia are named after Cristobal Colon (Christopher Columbus) Does anyone know why they're spelled differently?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training.

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    In 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.

  • Moving to piefed.lemmy.fan/c/weird_news - Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' @real.lemmy.fan
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    Runaway pet zebra captured in Tennessee | CNN

    www.cnn.com /2025/06/09/us/runaway-pet-zebra-tennessee-intl-scli
  • Moving to piefed.lemmy.fan/c/weird_news - Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' @real.lemmy.fan
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    Woman attends funerals for over a year to catch the eye of the funeral director

    nypost.com /2025/05/31/lifestyle/bride-reveals-bizarre-reason-she-arrived-at-here-wedding-in-a-hearse-and-its-not-because-she-thinks-marriage-kills-joy/
  • Moving to piefed.lemmy.fan/c/weird_news - Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' @real.lemmy.fan
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    Yeast pets are the new fad in China

    www.channelnewsasia.com /east-asia/china-gen-z-strange-internet-pets-trend-5111566
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    The airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.

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    I got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    We're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.

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    Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Quilotoa @lemmy.ca

    It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one.