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Rhynoplaz

@ Rhynoplaz @lemmy.world

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  • It would be so funny if China colonizes Mars, then the Martian Colonists declare independence, and Mars become a new bastion of Freedom and Prosperity.

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  • They already have a few of those right now. They don't seem too keen on letting them go.

  • Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas

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  • And don't even get us started on Pythagoras!

  • How do you decide what to buy online without being basically scammed?

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  • We appreciate you justifying your aptitude to answer the question, but when were you planning on doing that?

  • How do I deal with someone who's been shitting in front of my house?

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  • I have never once thought "Thank goodness the police are here!".

  • How do I deal with someone who's been shitting in front of my house?

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  • Do you want squirrels? Cause that's how you get squirrels.

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    Alan Dershowitz: I want to have a list of all the feminists who are pushing to get the names from the Epstein list revealed. I want to know, how many of them have ever actually condemned Hamas

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  • Yup. He's in there.

  • Do people who have bad relationship with their parents care about "insults" like "I fucked your mom last night"? Or do you just not care?

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  • I'm with everyone else, does ANYONE really care about those?

  • The disadvantaged are more sensitive to biased language for good reasons.

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  • Absolutely.

    A few years ago, there were two phrases being kicked around. Black Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter.

    To many white people, All Lives Matter sounded like a positive message, but the black people understood it for what it really was: "Fuck your black lives."

  • What Does Lemmy Think of WikiHow These Days?

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  • I try not to think about it at all.

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    British snobs casually hating on poor people ("chav" is a derogatory British slur for working class/poor people and 60% of the UK is considered "working class".)

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  • You're funny.

  • What can Trump get away with and what can he not? Hell one president shot an enemy to him. Can he do that?

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  • Depends who you ask.

    While most of us are asking how he can get away with these things, his followers are celebrating his victories.

    Why are they celebrating? Because they have decided to join his "side" and every time Trump does anything, they consider it a victory for the team, even if it causes them additional hardship in their life.

    To them, it's worth a little suffering as long as the "other team" doesn't get a win.

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    Every time a stranger has saved me from something they always dressed in the same "unusual" way. Is this actually weird though?

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  • Wait. Are you the person who asks leading questions to get people to say "chav" just so you can scold them for using a "slur"?

  • What's your favorite recreational drug and why?

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  • Sometimes the visuals are tricky and it isn't until much later you realize that maybe that tree wasn't ACTUALLY shaped like a chicken.

    I've also heard to drink orange juice, and avoid dairy, but those could be myths.

  • Parents, have you ever said something hurtful to your child that you "didn't mean to say"?

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  • I have said some things I immediately regretted.

    Either from being frustrated with their behavior, or because I didn't realize how hurtful my joke sounded until I heard it come out my mouth.

    I wasn't great at it at first, but I actively worked on making sure that I took responsibility for what I said and apologized.

  • What's your favorite recreational drug and why?

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  • Definitely mushrooms.

    The first time my friends and I tried them we took a LOT, and went walking through the woods by my house. It was a wild trip, and I'll never forget it.

    I've only gotten my hands on them a few times since then, and never took as many, but even only taking 1-2g, everything just makes you feel happy and giggly like a kid who stayed up too late.

  • Do you have a good sense of humor?

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  • I like to think so.

    Someone with a good sense of humor understands why jokes are funny. Similar to how everyone can enjoy music, but a musician enjoys it differently.

    Those people know how to craft a joke, and how to adjust timing to make it funnier, and are the first to laugh or at least acknowledge when that's a good one.

  • Anybody else's daydreams have continuity and lore?

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  • I usually think about things that have happened in my life and turn it into a stand-up bit or skit that will never be performed.

  • Statistically Speaking, Six out of Seven Dwarves Are Not Happy

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  • No worries. Even as I hit the submit button, I knew there was a good chance that I had it completely wrong but I took the chance.

  • Statistically Speaking, Six out of Seven Dwarves Are Not Happy

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  • Only four of them aren't those things.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Has Diet Coke (in a can) changed in the past few months?

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    Who else likes to mess with spammers?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Data Scrubbing Tele-mortgagers

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How do you want to be remembered?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    The guys from Metallica have designed a new Sesame Street character to expose preschool children to religion...

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    I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Has anyone ever been to a political candidate rally? What was it like?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Would you rather fight a lion-sized ant, or 1,000 ant sized lions?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.

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    If you flip the N in Niagra upside down..