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  • In this house...

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  • What about a tumor?

  • A priest is the only employee who actually HAS to drink on the job.

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  • I thought about wine tasters but then I thought "don't they usually spit it out?" But yeah. Also probably food critics.

  • Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

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  • Oh so it's a pop-up book?

  • Emo Philips

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  • Enemas

  • Emo Philips

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  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Emo Philips

  • Feel old yet?

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  • It was so awesome when I bought a LightScribe dvd burner and could put various decorations on the dvd along with the content label. The novelty wore off quickly though.

  • [FIRE] Favourite form of combustion?

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  • A propane grill, I tell you Hwat.

  • During their visit to the United States, President Trump showed President Zelensky and President Macron his collection of MAGA hats

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  • The rape of Lady Liberty.

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  • How tall is the postman?

  • If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?

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  • Does that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?

  • YSK There's a campaign to replace the distorted Mercator world map with the fairer Equal-Earth projection

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  • Ampak Mercator je najboljši sosed. 😢

  • How is it indeed

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  • I don't need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

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  • Pinky and The Brain

  • Is there an actor you can't stand? Do they have any exceptions?

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  • Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth

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  • BUT THAT WOULD BE COMMUNISM!!1!

  • Which games made you go into an "addiction phase"?

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  • No. I haven't gamed in years. I don't think my elderly computer is powerful enough for it. But I will check it out.

  • Which games made you go into an "addiction phase"?

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  • Hitman: Codename 47

  • What movie(s) did you watch 10+ times and offered something new with each view?

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  • Memento

  • Mission rule

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  • It's a missionary position trip.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Someone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I feel so sorry for children with gay dads.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry, it's been a while.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Which city is the biggest naysayer?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press.