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beebarfbadger

@ beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

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  • it's that simple

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  • How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?

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    fuck em rule

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  • Huh. Looks like I read that differently than others here: I thought for sure the family man (who cheated on all his consecutive wives), who loves his neigbour (unless they're non-white, non-rich or non-straight), who would never commit crimes (unless he felt like it and could get away with it by buying judges and winning elections), etc etc was the one crushing actual christian values.

    I feel like this picture would benefit from putting all the steamrolled values there in quotation marks.

  • Uuuhhhh ... based? Guys, help, I can't tell if it's based or not

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  • That's cringe.

  • Uuuhhhh ... based? Guys, help, I can't tell if it's based or not

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  • Based on what?

  • Sony boss admits forcing PC gamers into PlayStation accounts can "invite pushback," but insists they have to keep games safe – which doesn't really track in single-player

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  • "WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN DO YOU WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN?? Now shut up and give us your private data and let us control your access to 'your' games."

    • Sony boss
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    Sounds like a threat

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  • Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They'd never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don't count anyway, so what if they do it when it's perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).

    Wait, what were we talking about again?

  • Do you use "mould" or "mold"?

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  • Which oune wold yo souggest?

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

    A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

    Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

  • True dat

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  • Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.

  • Favorite Article of Clothing?

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  • Your mom.

    Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

    Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it's fine after all.

    Wait, that's actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.

    In that case, I'll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.

  • The United States is a corporation.

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  • OOOOOOOOkay.

  • The United States is a corporation.

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  • To say, for example, that there is no consequences to pollution that will kill all life on earth an order of magnitude sooner than any current prediction unless you literally undo everything you’ve done and made it up in an order of magnitude more in work to fix it than was done to create it.

    I am indeed missing the point, though mostly because the meaning of this sentence has not revealed itself to me, to put it lightly. It's not for a lack of trying, but so far I merely have some vague suspicions what you may be trying to convey with it at best.

  • Snek meid rule

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  • It's like nobody's even trying anymore.

  • The United States is a corporation.

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  • Okay, yes. Sure, why not. But out here, in objective reality, some facts can be known and verified and outside your "truth is a lie and nothing can be known" approach, there is indeed a difference between zero reported eaten dogs and hordes of illegal migrant bogeymen eating everybody's dogs.

  • Pigeon, traditional dish in Orvieto Italy

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  • "Mphhuhuhuhu, go on, eat it. It's a traditional dish here."

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    How to Socialize?

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  • The Vance method guaranteed* to work:

    [enter donut shop] * point at random employee*

    "How long have you been working here!"

    "About eighteen months"

    "And how long have YOU been working here!"

    "Six weeks or so."

    "Mhm. AND YOU!"

    Then just go through every single employee, order 'whatever makes sense' and leave.

    *this claim has been rigorously fact-checked by dog-eating Haitians

  • Sword grip rule

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  • That whole right side is just quitter talk.

  • “You will be more conservative as you grow older”

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  • Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly "conservative" party), your parents may have been right.

  • Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?

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  • Because it's too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.

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    Would the opposite of a "furry" be a "smoothy"?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

    There was a time when the entirety of the internet would have fit onto the device you're currently browsing on.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

    Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.