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  • It's really hard to even decide what middle class is. I have a good job, good benefits, savings and retirement account, but if I lost my job we'd be homeless in 6 months.

  • I went to a party at a friend's house (I had never been to his house before, we were just friends from college) and a bunch of people are in his hot tub. It was dark out. I decided to get in, and assumed the deck his hot tub was sitting on continued on behind the hot tub. It did not, and there was a roughly 6 foot drop on the back side. I walk over to get in, step off the deck accidentally, do a complete front flip and land on my feet. They all yell "Are you ok?" and then I get back on the deck completely unscathed.

    No one that wasn't there ever believes this story.

  • Lake Erie. I've swam in it plenty of times, and I'm sure there are corpses in there.

  • Just using it like a normal laptop.

  • When I was in my 20s I frequented a local bar a few times a week and always thought it'd be cool if the bartender would just know what my usual drink was. Turns out that was not a great idea.

  • Rss.

  • If you have a traditional tire jack, it can't lift nearly that amount of weight.

  • A bottle jack. Super cheap, but when you need to lift something super heavy, a bottle jack is the goat.

  • You're clearly not a human.

  • I will always cry during the end of Home Movies when Brandon drops his camera and it breaks.

  • It's only because I've flown a ton in my life, and after the first few times it just becomes a hassle. Plus, I'm 6'4" and the seats are only getting smaller. I'm not afraid of any part of flying, I'm just grumpy about it.

  • I personally hate flying.

  • Teenagers that have toy guns are regularly shot and killed by police in America. The cops get away with murder. They'd need no justification if someone was actually carrying a real fire arm.

  • Zuckerberg has two $200m yachts. Google execs could probably find $425m in their couch cushions.

  • When I was in college, we called these wall warts.

  • It's honestly amazing that they haven't abandoned it like they did with Unity, Mir, and Ubuntu Touch.

  • Get AAA. It's super cheap and can save your bacon if your car breaks down.

  • I'm old enough to remember when YouTube was a separate account from your Google login.

  • At my last job I worked in a code base written in C and it needed to be certified to MISRA level A, and even in a language with as many foot guns as C, it's possible to write safe code. You just need to know what you're doing. I know there are tons of Rust zealots out there claiming it'll solve every last problem, but it turns out you just need to be careful.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Is everything the worst?