Needs more tentacles.
Cthulhu enters the chat
When I wake up and check the time to find it's 4:04am I immediately think "sleep not found"
No. No I don't think I will.
The old saying "a verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on" could be tweaked for modern times as "an online agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on"
Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…