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@ dulce_3t_decorum_3st @lemmy.world

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  • Trial lawyer

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  • That makes so much more sense than pure time off.

    If I ever emigrated, it would be to Nederland. Weather be damned, the Dutch are top-tier.

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  • Barrister here. Our courts go on recess for about as long as schools go on holiday. Alas, for us, the knock on effect is dire:

    • Court logs are jammed and hearing dates are pushed absurdly far in the future. (Application becomes opposed = see you in a year from now; trial becomes defended = see you in five years, at best.)
    • We're also all sole practitioners (members of the various Bar councils) so, no work no fees.

    June-July and December-January are devastating. If I had kids I'm sure I'd appreciate these forced breaks, but I don't, so I can't.

    Teachers, however, deserve it waaay more than us, that's for sure. If I won €1 billion I'd give 99% to teachers. It's an inexcusable tragedy that you're paid so little for an incredibly tough job with significant social importance.

    I tip my cap to teachers. You're fucking hero(in)es.

  • What's your secret place to escape the world for a bit like?

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  • Definitely not what looks like the hottest place on earth

  • You can add one word to the vocabulary / general use, what would it be?

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  • Notepad.exe

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  • As a Mac user, in an LLM world, text editors are King.

    I couldn't do my job anymore without them.

  • You can add one word to the vocabulary / general use, what would it be?

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  • ఐ థింక్ వె నీద న్యూ లెత్తెరింగ్ ఇన్స్టెడ్

  • How people get rich

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  • Thing is, you obviously can become reasonably wealthy by following the first chart, if you're talented and 1 in 10 thousand lucky, whereas the second chart has a significant success rate.

    The mega rich are too weak-willed to concede they've essentially hit a 1 in 60 million Powerball. Winning the lottery warrants glee, not pride.

    Billionaires all exploit the working class—or at the very least they all inherently rely on its occurrence, without exception.

    I'd add a third slice to the second pie: steal your way there.

  • Youtube is harassing us!

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  • South Africa

  • Youtube is harassing us!

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  • $5 a month and you can share with 5 other users. That’s 90c per person. Why would anyone not have YouTube premium?

  • There better be catchy tuns and lots of catgacating.

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  • Vivid 👌🏻

  • There better be catchy tuns and lots of catgacating.

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  • Care to give the executive rule-abiding summary?

  • Aint changing sh!t

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  • What does the image have to do with the meme?

  • Best way to get out of a Timeshare?

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  • I'm a lawyer. I'll gladly read over the contract and advise you how to resile.

  • No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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  • Skimmed milk is undrinkable

  • You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

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  • Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • This is the master race...?

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  • Incredibly, it is

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    This is the master race...?

  • What are the features Lemmy is missing that Reddit has?

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  • Stay safe!

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  • Shouting. Why?

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    prognosis

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    euphemistic burn

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    traffic stop

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    dreams

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    date night

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    wholesome cuckold

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    diagnoses

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    First World problems

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    get fix and chill

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    overheard at the pub

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    coffee or tea

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    Careful what you wish for

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    hey girl

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    Pick-up artistry

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    Names

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    Nothing is impossible

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    Mix-up

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    Disarm you with a smile

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    Family news