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Gollum

@ genfood @feddit.de

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  • Tattoo Idea

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  • EU Parliament, Council agree to ban products made with forced labour

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  • Sad FDP noise.

  • It's not DNS

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  • Me after I got fired

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  • The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

    Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

    Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

    Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Me after I got fired

  • Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

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  • Ok may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.

  • Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

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  • Although the best-before date had already passed, the chewing gum was still good.

  • Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

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  • There is one / to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Correcting > Helping

  • Shiny legs ✨🦵

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  • Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Shiny legs ✨🦵

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    When someone corrects your code

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    There once was a programmer

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    I mean it could be right

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • I guess 2-3 persons more would have been fine, so much left.

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • Among it was Swiss cheese and general speaken strong intense tasting cheese.

    I also eat cheddar especially older one, but compared with some of the present one, cheddar it is mild.

    I don’t know why you think the cheese is bland? Color has nothing in common with taste.

    I don’t like bland bread 😅 but only one of the two breads was a rye wheat mixture, the other one was a wheat walnut bread.

    We missed the pickles I usually like them as well, but in the end we had way to much of everything.

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • We were three people and we had 11 cheeses, a little bit to much.

    But guess what I am gonna eat tomorrow. 😏

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • The green stuff ist guacamole 🥑 and the purple stuff is hummus with beetroot.

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • The battlefield:

  • Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

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  • Let me tell you it was incredible!

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    Brotzeit 🧀 🥖 🥒

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Steve Harvey being chased by a monster

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Watching ads while grandma is choking on a fish bone

  • Europe @feddit.de
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    The highest temperatures ever recorded in European countries

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    A fun simple game

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    Which country offers the best life-work balance?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Is this true?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    It’s a game for kids!

  • Lemmy when someone posts memes about obese people

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  • Actually yes my butt hurts, it have been 4 times pooping today, wiping 🧻 is my major concern now (it is currently the 5th time).

  • Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • Thx mate, but this is a meme, my actual CV is perfect! 🤡

  • Valid question

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  • Nice! Some love for you: ❤️

  • Valid question

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  • Use the cross posting feature! Push App developers to support it. 😁

  • View removed posts in modlog

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  • How, if I click on the removed post in the modlog, I get this error message: