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Man, I'm pretty!

  • What Apple users don't have: Kidney

  • They picked it up from a dumpyard in their backyard.

  • Rule

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  • He's a hermaphrodite!

  • Back to Barter!

  • Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The 'beta' guys are just paid by the 'alpha' guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.

  • An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.

  • I'm an invite-only access male. 😆

  • This is why the Arctic is melting. 😜

  • Foxy!

  • Have it with fries 🍟 and coke🥤!

  • or maybe xxnx, xgroovy

  • Malware, Adware, Spyware

  • Immediate Ejaculation

  • Alexandra Daddario as 'Snow White' and Cate Blanchett as 'Evil Queen'.

  • !!!

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  • jizz 🤣

  • Strumpets and Scallywags sounds even more high class and has even better alliteration.

  • Do they?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    What do they have in common?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    X is just PayPal 2.0

  • Do the monkey!

  • Depends on what you're in it for! 🤷‍♂️

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Who else had a crush on her?