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@ kersploosh @sh.itjust.works

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    What are the most unhinged cartoons in your expert opinion?

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  • I will never understand cat people

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  • Humans are messed up.

    In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

  • Hot sauce is for Dad to protect his food from scavenging by lesser beings

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  • This worked until my kids developed a tolerance for heat. They are adapting! It's only a matter of time before they are completely resistant!

  • These clickbait ads are getting serious

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  • I just Tineye'd this one after I posted it and it's older than I assumed. Sorry if y'all have seen it a million times.

  • A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands

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  • This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We're a bunch of Fun Lovin' Criminals here.

    (I know they're from the 90's, but I couldn't help myself.)

  • A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands

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  • I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.

  • Towels should have labels (colour coded even) on each side and quadrants to show which part wipes where on your body.

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  • What's your favorite job interview hack?

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  • Remember that interviews go both ways. You are trying to see if this company is a place you want to spend half your waking hours. Ask the interviewer where they see themselves in 5 years. Watch their reaction closely. Do they sigh, or hesitate? You might get a telling bit of honesty out of them.

  • The result of a broken printer printing off a pic of Nicolas Cage

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  • Why was someone printing Nicholas Cage? The world may never know.

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    Is it time for blue states to pause gun laws?

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  • Getting an accurate tally of the total number of privately owned guns is hard, but by any measure it's ridiculously high.

    As of 2017, American civilians own 46% (approximately 393.3 million) of the world’s 857 million civilian-use firearms.https://ammo.com/articles/gun-ownership-by-state

    Yes, the more rural and conservative states have more guns per capita. But even little New Jersey, with "only" 1.1 guns per 1,000 residents, has over 102k guns in the state. Nobody in the US is lacking for access to firearms.

  • Is there any lemmy server hosted from the USA ?

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  • Both are hosted in Europe.

  • In the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.

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  • How so? Masked men grabbed Rumeysa Ozturk off the street, caught on camera and even questioned by passers by. I haven't seen their identites released, and I don't see how it will happen unless the federal government wants it to happen.

  • You may never see the soda fountain the same again

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  • The Wikipedia article describes the biological act of a "cloaca kiss," which may or may not be exactly what it sounds like depending on an individual's imagination.

  • You may never see the soda fountain the same again

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  • There it is. That should have been the post title.

  • Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here...

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  • Stumbled upon this in the France community when browsing Local. Needs to be shared wider.

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  • —Eminem

  • Ultra-High Efficiency Dishwasher

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  • Oh no Dad's doing the dishes again KIDS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

  • This sounds sublime

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  • I bless the rains down in Africa

  • This sounds sublime

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  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Life rules

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    Now I want to try a cup for myself

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    Get up!

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    Keep a close eye on this one

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    Slimy, yet satisfying

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    Nobody likes them

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    That was where we used to sleep

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    I think they did Nick dirty putting him in the bottom row

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    First Christmas display of the year... in July

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    One of those days

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    Perfect for next Thanksgiving

  • Best of Mastodon @sh.itjust.works
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    Featured

    Community closed, please use [email protected] instead

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I can see your rule from space

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Garulefield

  • sh.itjust.works Main Community @sh.itjust.works
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    Canvas in 30 days 👀

    canvas.fediverse.events
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    My father spilled invisible ink all over himself.

  • sh.itjust.works Main Community @sh.itjust.works
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    What were the highlights of your first year on Lemmy? / Quels ont été les moments forts de votre première année sur Lemmy?

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    Once you commit there is no going back

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    No wonder it's salty