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latenightnoir

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  • Cereal is just human kibble

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  • Oh, no, they're definitely picky:)) One of my exes had an Amstaff with whom I'd developed a much healthier relationship than with her owner. My ex also dropped off her dog at my place for weeks so she could take some emotional space. I didn't care, that dog and I got along like two peas in a pod.

    Anyway, point is, she was a VERY astute dog and we became fast friends. I'd always let her "inspect" whatever I was feeding myself and I'd usually get a huff and a butt as remarks about my food. She didn't even want to lick the crap I was eating at the time (lots of take-out, lots of processed foods, etc.) However, she LOVED my potato salad, and a lot of other home-cooked dishes. Seldom the meat, though.

  • Cereal is just human kibble

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  • And not all that bad, actually! I'm dead serious, there were times when I caught myself sneaking out a fistful from my cat's food bag and munching like a rodent. Once you get accustomed to the taste (which, in most cases, tastes like really tough bread flavoured with saltless steak, or saltless boiled carrot, or saltless fish), it makes for a decently filling snack.

    Dog kibble has even less flavour than cat kibble, mostly tastes slighly savoury and bland, though. Which I find weird and, like... all dogs I've met enjoyed a plethora of flavours, wouldn't they do the same with their kibble?

  • The alarm clock industry was collateral damage in the smartphone wars.

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  • Yes, that was their incoming shriek, you'd hear a Doppler of the Nokia ringtone, then it started raining bricks!

  • The alarm clock industry was collateral damage in the smartphone wars.

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  • We got really lucky the RAZRs were personable and took pity on us, the data plan was a reasonable compromise at the time... It was either that, or those barely functional Sony nav nubs for everyone, and that would've been assured extinction!

  • The alarm clock industry was collateral damage in the smartphone wars.

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  • The Smartphone Wars, when Nokia bombardments were a daily reality! Rough times...

    That's also how the alarm clocks were wiped out! It was a massacre...

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    POM - Down The Rabbit Hole

  • I lied, put your clothes back on, we've got minis to paint!

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  • Maybe she just likes roleplaying as a Sister Repentia!

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    Alex Banks - Chasms feat. Ásgeir

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    These Hidden Hands - These Moments Dismantled feat. Lucrecia Dalt

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    Perc - Look What Your Love Has Done to Me

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    Just A Gent - AUTOPILOT

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    Kidneythieves - Veteran

  • Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal.

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  • It's also further proof that I absolutely suck at identifying jokes:))

    I apologise if I came off as too "dime store philosopher," this whole normalcy thing has deep roots in my conception. I've seen so many people haunted by the feeling of being abnormal (myself included, ngl), that it's become a sort of a nurturing instinct to try to dispel it as much and as often as I can.

  • Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal.

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  • Respectfully disagree, our interpretation of mathematics is secondary to the entirety of existence. "Normal" is most definitely not exclusive to mathematics, and thus, in this context, entirely unrelated.

  • Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal.

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  • Honestly, I would. In my opinion, if it exists, then it is normal.

    Even what we perceive as shitty/horrid/weird/unorthodox is entirely normal, as everything is part of a deeply complex causal system. We may not fully grasp the tapestry of ramifications which lead to said causal normalcy, but, again, if it weren't normal, it wouldn't exist (to further entangle this, nothingness itself thus becomes normal).

    Everything beyond that is our biased perception which births opinions. Nothing more. This is not to say that our opinions don't matter, as some aspects are more constructive than others (eg. honesty vs. deception, life vs. death, etc., and even these can switch places in the right context) and we have the power to act upon our opinions and directly influence the system of causality within which we exist, which we should do as often and as sincerely as possible.

  • As many spoonfuls of peanut butter as desired; several tokes; drink lots of water.

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  • Well, uh... the shower certainly has you covered on the water end, but doesn't it make the PB all runny and weird?

  • 🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

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  • Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

  • 🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

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  • Which fuck?

  • Downloading music for my ipod and server, what's your favorite album?

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  • There are two (in terms of "every song on them is my favourite"):

    • Linkin Park - Reanimation
    • Placebo - Sleeping With Ghosts

  • What's your funniest professional deformation?

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  • Speaking for the back row without realising it, especially when I'm passionate about the subject.

    I still haven't figured out how to prevent it, people frequently tell me that I start bellowing after a point in my discourse. And that's on top of having a naturally resonant voice...

  • What, if any, cybernetic augmentation would you want for regular life?

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  • Honestly, I'd go the full cyborg route, like in Ghost in the Shell. This would be my first step toward adjusting my consciousness to existing within and controlling an artificial environment, ultimately aiming for fully uploaded consciousness. I'd want to exist as a cyborg for a couple of decades, then I want to be uploaded into an autonomous space probe with as many sensor types as possible and left to explore the Universe (+/- relativistic speeds, I don't really care). BUT I'd also want the possibility to erase myself, because I most certainly wouldn't want to live forever. At least, not as I see it now. This is the purely sci-fi version.

    In the realistic version, a cybernetic eye and a logic co-processor to increase my background process bandwidth. Sure, a brain-computer interface would also be nice, but I somehow suspect I'd get nostalgic for the clackety-clacks and would most likely revert to analog interfacing after a point (for which I'd like that "fingers within fingers" prosthetic from GitS).

    Unless, of course, Musk (or any other such) will be handling said cybermods, in which case none, thanks. I'd rather just decay and die as a basic human being than have such people tinker with my bits.

  • Fr(ule)ance 🇨🇵🔥

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  • See?! Who needs a Military when your average population can be so conclusive!

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  • Not even close. Take Foundation, for instance. The show is ok in itself, but when compared to the books, it neglects so many vital details (in my opinion) that it became downright frustrating to watch after a point, subtitles or no. As a positive example, The Shining the movie and The Shining the book are both brilliant works of art, but are very different all in all.

    As for brushing my teeth, after breakfast/coffee (I serve both immediately after waking up, because I usually wake up starving and groggy).

  • What is something you've done that you believe very few other people have done? Only one caveat: it can't be cool or jealousy-provoking.

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  • I once fell out of the attic of an abandoned house because an owl scared the living crap out of me - it was huge and it made itself look even larger, must've been the largest bird I'd seen IRL by that age. Does that count?

  • Guide to software developer job advertisements

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  • I can say without a shadow of a doubt that there is no sweeter pleasure than watching utter panic and chaos unfold when the rockstar quits. I love quitting shitty jobs...

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    Dua Lipa - Blow Your Mind (Mwah)

    I am crule-opting this as a Leftie "Radicalisation" anthem

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    Is Moldy Mrulenday still a thing?

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    Brrulelliance

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    Pruleriodic "Still on The Internet" check

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    Grruleat success!

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    Bruleck in style

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    Bruletticelli

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    Reduce, Rerulese, Recycle

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    Bottrulems up!

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    Frulen night, yes.

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    Got over my prulesting anxiety