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  • There's a store in my town that either had a bad receipt printer, or had their number wrong on it (my number differs from theirs by one digit). Either way, I get a call for them every few months. I don't really mind.

    I don't get that many spam calls anymore, and the ones I do get, I just have fun with them (practice my very rough French, try out a new accent, or just wait about 10 seconds and burst into song). Unfortunately most of the junk calls these days are bots :(

  • I've used Debian, Ubuntu, Mint, and Manjaro. All viable options. I'm currently using Mint on my daily driver, Ubuntu on my HTPCs, and Debian on my servers.

    I liked the rolling release aspect of Manjaro, but I missed having a system that works with DEB files. I'm not a fan of flatpak/snap/appimage due to the size (I've often had to use slower internet connections). I settled on Mint for my daily driver because it has great and easy compatibility for my hardware (specifically an Nvidia GPU). It worked okay on Manjaro as well, but I've found it easier to select and switch between GPU drivers on Mint. And Cinnamon is my favorite DE, and that's sort of "native" to Mint.

    I'm using vanilla Ubuntu on my HTPCs because I have Proton VPN on them, and it's the only setup I've found that doesn't have issues with the stupid keyring thing. And Proton VPN's app only really natively supports Ubuntu. The computers only ever use a web browser, so the distro otherwise doesn't matter that much.

    I'm using Debian on my servers because it's the distro I'm most familiar with, especially without a GUI. Plus it'll run until the hardware fails, maybe a little longer.

  • I'd bring back Logsday.

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  • I'm less of a former Christian and more of a thinks-outside-the-box Christian, but I think Mat Kearney is pretty solid regardless of what you believe. Sufjan Stevens is awesome too, but a bit of an aquired taste.

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  • My first concert was Newsboys and Supertones (Newsboys was the opener, it was pretty early for them). Saw FIF a year or two later. Saw Insyderz at a smaller event a few years after that. To this day I get to say I've seen the three "big" Christian ska bands live.

    What a wild time. Jars is still on a regular rotation for me (Flood and Liquid are both bangers, and their Christmas album is one of my favorite holiday albums).

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  • What other band is going to write a song about Different Strokes? FIF is still part of my regular rotation.

  • Quack

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  • This isn't a meme, it's a call to action

  • If you're looking to see how strong a password really is, check it here.

  • Not sure if it counts as it's not really a pet name, but when one of us is looking for the other, we make dinosaur noises. The query has an upward inflection ("raahhhh?") and the response has a downward inflection ("rahh!").

    At first it was just around the house. Now it's in public too.

  • I shamelessly crossposted this to c/dadjokes

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family.

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  • There are some benefits (depending on where you live), but if it's not for you, keep doing what you're doing. If your family or friends give you pressure, you might need to have a serious talk with them at some point, but otherwise you do you.

    There are some situations where there's a significant advantage, though. Adoption is one--most agencies will consider (legally married) couples before unmarried folks. Which is unfortunate, but it's where things are at the moment. Probably some other cases too. But if you and your partner are of a similar mind, you can go to the courthouse and sign the paperwork, and even have a prenup in place if you want, and it doesn't have to be a "thing."

  • It's also "heat" and "duck" combined.

  • It'd have to be $1 million plus arrangements to move to the EU. If it weren't for family here, I'd probably take that.

  • What? 17 is a triangle. 33 is nice and round.

  • If they don't call back to some of the '89 cartoon, I'm not interested.

  • We joke a lot because what is happening in the US is really scary.

  • Ubuntu minus snaps plus a better DE? Mint.

  • The stock market.

  • Even more apparent is when you draw the parallel to birth defects, diseases, or literally any reason we affect our bodies.

    Pretty much all bigots don't realize it. There are almost no Bond villains in real life--humans can't really exist in a state where they truly believe they're the "bad guy." Some people know they're wrong, but they see themselves as a victim, not a villain.

    Not only do they not recognize their bigotry, they believe themselves to be the "good guys" in this situation, with opinions on other people ranging from condescending pity to complete disregard.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    In a thousand years, will historians regard today as the digital dark ages?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I was really nervous about my first day working at Olive Garden

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Egg nog is just a holiday milkshake

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    For his birthday, we got my son a bass drum.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The culinary opposite of ice cream is pepperoni.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What did you have to learn the hard way?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    In the heart of the Rocky Mountains was a monastery.