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  • Well well well.

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  • Did they have a hose behind his head?

  • the empire has no clothes

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  • USA has a horrible history of genocide and disruption and imperialism and all that of course—still have found “AmeriKKKa” to be cringe for some reason IDK why

    Maybe cuz folks who’ve used it haven’t been eloquent or something? Seriously not sure here, again USA has committed countless crimes and def has Ku Klux Klan in its history

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    Dad dating a minor; what to do?

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  • Totally okay to feel this way OP!!!

    Best thing I read from all the comments so far was getting to know the woman more. There might be some small chance she happens be super mature? I don’t know, there are people who have spent multiple decades on this planet and we’re left with a few positive things to say about them and their maturity. Then you had the Greta Thunbergs & Malala Yousafzais whose brains likely developed far faster than almost any of their peers…

    48 & 28, or any age and like 30, would certainly be a much better age gap. Not because I’m ageist but owing to statistics, probabilities, all that… it just helps when someone reaches a certain age where you become fairly confident they must’ve become an adult at some point and figured some stuff out. Then you are able to relax a bit with the otherwise inherent suspicions.

    There are 8 billion of us. Presumably more than zero 18-year-olds will be happier, more fulfilled, even better off should they join an older partner. They will be exceptions to the rule. (Rule… like half your age +7 maybe? Would = 31 for your paps.) I guess I like to give people the benefit of the doubt (though keep in mind “more than zero“ is saying very little).

    It is a BADDDDD look. It is unlikely it’s all gravy. Non-zero chance, though—non-zero chance it’s not the worst thing ever. Since it’s not illegal, you’ve time to sleep on it all some more and keep thinking where to go. Can make a new post here next week with more thoughts and questions. We’ll be here for ya buddy. (Can DM me if we miss it)

    Final thought, I remember something (maybe “best of Reddit“) where someone eloquently ELI5’d to a young woman why although it felt so awesome to be with an older guy there were risks and why it wasn’t a good look for the guy essentially I think. Maybe someone remembers the post and can find it. Then if you get to know the young woman more, and you realize she… ~is delusional~ (sry sounds offensive, just mean she’s actually mentally 17 like her birthday would predict), you would have this great way of explaining to her why the whole older guy thing isn’t isn’t Bee’s Knees.

  • me_irl

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  • Interesting how opinion was different with Luigi

    Kirk didn’t have enough power perhaps? Soft power sure but didn’t sign war treaties or insurance denials or vote in Congress or w/e. Maybe that changes the general perspective. Also compare disappointment at presidential assassination attempt. Neither Luigi CEO nor president incidents had many people here worried on their behalf

  • Want to piss off your IT department? Are your links not malicious looking enough? This tool is guaranteed to help with that!

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  • hmm wonder if maybe your client is doing something good or privacy-focused

  • Want to piss off your IT department? Are your links not malicious looking enough? This tool is guaranteed to help with that!

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  • Interesting that online redirect checkers think it’s simply 404, but locally can confirm it goes to YouTube

  • Want to piss off your IT department? Are your links not malicious looking enough? This tool is guaranteed to help with that!

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  • Good job Voyager

  • "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today."

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  • O right

    Sure ain’t greasy for me

  • "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today."

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  • Guess I’ve never double blind tested them (would need to be careful with scents to avoid spoiling the test)

    That said my perception has also been a high-quality moisturizing body wash is less drying than shampoo

  • "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today."

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  • Brand & Store rec enclosed

    Top result for “lotion” at Costco is quite normal all around - Cetaphil, widely available at any US retailer

    (no affiliation)

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  • Oh that’s awesome

    If he found her on Craigslist you’d really have to question

    This way,

    … (if she cute enough, if she’s met that baseline for your monkey brain to want to get to know her personality—nothing shallow intended btw just reality of human attraction) …

    sounds like one to YOLO full send to me baybeeeeeee let us know!! 💪

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    tech rule

  • In case you've ever wondered what these were for

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  • Made the URL a lot shorter! Right on thanks

  • In case you've ever wondered what these were for

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  • Aww :(

    Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

    Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

    Thanks for researching that

  • US Congressmen praying inside the House of Representatives

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  • In a just world this would be hilarious

    b/c it would have to be followed up by a punchline or be a comedian’s punchline

    1000% troglodyte shit, damn I feel bad for someone who could say that unironically

  • US Congressmen praying inside the House of Representatives

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  • Wealthy republican politicians are too smart(/?) to be religious??

    Top tier engineers in all fields can be found quietly attending church. It’s incredible—religion, a helluva…

    Oh DEFINITELY people like orange hitler prob think about zero about god (idk if he’s literally atheist but obviously not religious)… CERTAINLY plenty of wealthy republican politicians are atheists and will never admit it…

    But ohhhhh boy isn’t it worse that some genuinely believe especially the evil parts of the Bible? (Maybe “worse” is a little unfair, I deeply respect some very ethical & intelligent people who happen to have strong faith traditions)

  • YSK that 158 families, the 0.01%, make up 50% of US Presidential Campaign Spending.

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  • Who helped Taylor Swift? (I don’t know myself)

  • What grocery items are always worth the extra $1-$5?

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  • lol :D

    Thank you great story

  • Am I the only one who thinks social media has destroyed the spirit of the internet?

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  • What grocery items are always worth the extra $1-$5?

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  • Love this!!!

    Try with coffee and butter n stuff?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Why would there ever be anything?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Tapeworm rule

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So telesyncs are still a thing?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Would you sacrifice pro-trans campaigning for a Democrat win?

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
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    Cheap US cloud computer (VPN minus fingerprinting?): I need a social media account for a contract job, and want to register/login without the account tying back to me. Provider & spec recs?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Photographers Push Back on Facebook's 'Made with AI' Labels Triggered by Adobe Metadata. Do you agree “‘AI was used in this image’ is completely different than ‘Made with AI’”?

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
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    So let's say I wanna ping 1.1.1.1... every 5 seconds... forever. Alternatives?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why do some folks insist they'll only listen to their doctors?