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salty_chief

@ salty_chief @lemmy.world

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  • There's a limit

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  • New birthday cards going to say “Glad you are suffering another year with me. Cheers!”

  • Right of way

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  • U.S. I use to bike but was hit by someone. I just use a stationary bike now. We don’t have bike lanes in my area older area. I never ride in road. I was hit at a stop sign when a car ran it.

  • Fuck the rules

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  • No Robots in that one. So it had to fail.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Back to the vault

  • How many have I added?

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  • I mean if you want bitter coffee.

  • How many have I added?

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  • I was in military for over 23 years and coffee is coffee to me. Yes, some are tastier than others but at end of day I am just looking for the caffeine. Taste is an after thought when you get removedn up at 2am for operations. I also drink it black.

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    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    How many have I added?

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    Type of Phone

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    Family Doctor

  • New Zealand is proposing changes to make getting a driver licence easier, including scrapping the full test. Experts are worried.

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  • Damn people struggling to get License over there?

    New Zealand: “we have an epidemic, no one can pass the driving test!

    Person who can’t pass driving test: “How about you just get rid of the driving test?

    New Zealand: “Oh, shit why didn’t I think of that.”

  • Grocery Segregation

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  • Multiple personality people would argue that fact. Lol

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    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Grocery Segregation

  • Millionaire Alexis Ohanian walked out of the LSAT 20 minutes in, went to a Waffle House and decided he was ‘gonna invent a career.’ He founded Reddit

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  • Looks at test then remembers he is a millionaire and walks out. Reddit is a cesspool of people who can’t do anything productive but post shit online. Majority of users have no real world experience but will challenge everything.

  • Raaaaaaid!

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  • Frolic

  • Raaaaaaid!

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  • I’ve been scarred by previous experience with social media dictatorships.

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    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Raaaaaaid!

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    Cracker Barrel gets welcome

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Kraken Barrel

  • Correlation between screen size and your importance in the company

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  • I had 3 out of 5 of those actually. So you’re saying the CEO only needs cellphone. Still not funny more factual.

  • Correlation between screen size and your importance in the company

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  • Not funny sorry bro. I had iPhone and 2 screens assigned to me for work and wasn’t even close to CEO.

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    This shirt.

  • How to ragebait

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  • Fishing because I seem to catch all the bottom feeders.

  • Mellencamp

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  • Why would you call Bruce Springsteen?

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    Mellencamp

  • Mobile watch parties

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  • Yeah, 80s and 90s were wild! 🤣

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    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Mobile watch parties

  • Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth

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  • Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth

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  • Every country would need to adopt a universal taxation of wealthy individual for increased taxes to work. What I am saying is if US has a 75% for those earning over certain amount. Then other countries have to do the same. If not then Billionaires will run/relocate to the cheapest taxes. Which would be easy since the country they move to will be happy to get Billionaires tax money.

  • Did Dracula get less scary after the appearance of The Count on Sesame Street in 1972?

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  • Not even close. A night stalking Vampire that will suck your blood out of your body. Versus a puppet?

  • Society needs to keep score on positive impacts

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  • I don’t want to side track you. I don’t keep points for anything and would wager that most people don’t either. I think if you just appreciate your accomplishments/achievements it is reward enough. If not then good luck with ever being satisfied.

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    salty_chief @lemmy.world

    Lego’s be savage sometimes!