A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mine's anecdotal, but back in the '70s I worked with a guy who would eat the contents of an ashtray in bars, as a party trick!When he died in his 50s, they never blamed the party trick!
Heathen!!!