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@ slothrop @lemmy.ca

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    As an asexual girl who still wants a male partner, would “scheduled sex” be a dealbreaker for men?

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  • I always heard they were just one town over.

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  • They are definitely making dad's life more beautiful and vice versa.

  • I put snow tires on my car.

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  • They could be treading a fine line.

  • I put snow tires on my car.

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  • Sounds like you were just skidding, tho'.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    shudda always been this way

  • Well, hello waterfox and librewolf

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  • subgenius era.

  • Well, hello waterfox and librewolf

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  • For the record, it's slackware.

  • Well, hello waterfox and librewolf

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  • lynx

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Lie On...

  • bi fitness protein shake rule

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  • ai slop

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I'm Really Excited For The Amateur Autopsy Club I Just Joined...

  • Looks tasty though

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  • This person bukkakes.

  • Arch in the early 2000s

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  • This guy arches.

  • How?

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  • I chose wrong, must be linux's fault.

  • Pirate at the bar

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  • Pirate at the bar

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  • daughter "Peggy"

  • Maybe "CAESAR STABBED IN BACK BY BRUTUS AND CASSIUS" was just an ancient clickbait headline, and the actual event was a minor policy dispute instead of a literal assassination.

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  • Peaceful protest.

  • Choose Your Distro!

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  • Very snappy.

  • Choose Your Distro!

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  • slackware

  • Does anyone actually have home safes or does everyone just use bank safes? (or do you hide stuff under your mattress?)

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  • Are your cigars in the safe?

  • YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.

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  • Heathen!!!

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Train collides with 18-wheeler hauling cars, intersection reopens Monday morning

  • I wasn't a big fan of organ transplants....

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  • It's an easy joke to stomach.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Courtesy of my friend, who is a dad.

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Cecil Williams, Civil Rights Activist at NYFash Week

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory...

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Was Kinda Surprised When The Doctor Prescribed LSD For My Constipation...

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Where Do Hamburgers Go To Dance?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Scientists Are Working To Combat A New Affliction Nicknamed the "Peekaboo Virus".

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Court Blocks Expedited Subpoenas to Identify Digital Pirates, Dealing Blow to Copyright Holders

    variety.com /2025/biz/news/court-blocks-subpoenas-identify-piracy-1236490675/
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Dad goals

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's...

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino...

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Was Walking Around The Farm Without My Glasses When I Fell Into A Deep Hole Filled With Water

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I Have A Pet Termite Named 'Clint'