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  • Happy 185LB Khajiit noises!

  • Lesson learned.

  • I have this one specific program I have to use that I am not about to tell you what it is but if you get your security question wrong you can't log in ... But you can change the security question right underneath... Kn fine at least I have to have my password to change my security question right? Yup it's a good thing I can press the eye to see my password, ok but you still have to have your password to get into your account right? Well not exactly if you forget your password you can call a recovery number and convince them you are you and they can let you in ... Fine but at least you have to give them something right? Right? No, they ask you your previous address and phone number .... All public information.

  • Unfortunately that isn't true, by accident this has been tested by tech companies like Netflix they were paid in stocks when the company was worth nothing but as it grew they got paid more and more until it became apparent that they didn't actually have to work anymore entire companies became filled with zombie employees people who don't work like at all beyond what they are contractually obligated to do, it created huge discontent between the teirs of worker the one's actually doing the work and the ones getting paid, you almost can't pay people beyond a certain amount because they don't work for you then they don't need to they can live a perfectly fine life without working and nothing gets done so you just have to higher a new staff who once again you can't in pay too much or they won't need to work and you'll just have more zombie employees.

    It is actually very well established:

    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11211-008-0063-2

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0030507368900093

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equity_theory

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motivation_crowding_theory

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3906839/

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2214804322001422

    https://www.bsfrey.ch/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/crowding-effects-on-intrinsic-motivation.pdf

  • That's what Microsoft is doing isn't it? I knew it, we should have guessed with them sending a plain at the tower.

  • What's up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

  • SU

    ...

    I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now

    ... Uuuh, sudo?

    You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

  • Hmm, just because the distance measured varies based on the increments it is measured in doesn't mean that using the same stick it wouldn't be bigger.

  • Don't understand, he is a Superman it is us doing it wrong.

  • Skill issue it's NNN.

  • I don't know but my barber is getting concerned.

  • Tell me the world doesn't need vigilantes, do it.

  • Looks like you need to invert a binary tree.

  • True but I desperately need ~no compatibility~, ~closed source~, ~AppleCare~, ~expensive hardware~, ~limited lifespan~, ~lock in~ .... What did you call it Linux?

  • Got it, eye wheel mak know miss steak!

  • Director: Blue, I need you to work on a patch for the suspension barrier, it seems to have a memory leak.

    Blue: I could if I wasn't allocating so much time to holding together a patchy framework, if I drop it now the whole system will break, what we need to do is re-build the entire thing from scratch in a new entirely blue framework, if we did that we wouldn't have to allocate so many resources to patch work.

    Director: that sounds like it would cost money....

    Blue: it would now but in the future it would save us so much more.

    Director: couldn't you just work harder for less pay?

    Blue: no I literally couldn't.

    Director: Green seems to be holding it together well.

    Blue: that is because Green is at the bottom of the stack, he doesn't have to deal with it he makes it our problem.

    Director: I don't know, sounds like a skill issue to me, no vacation time until it's fixed.

    Blue: Like I even get a vacation anyway.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    5 years later during the height of Covid-29:

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I work in IT

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It's infinitely worse to be the oldest you'll ever be than the youngest you'll ever be.

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I AM ROOT

  • [Dormant, please move to [email protected]] Movies and TV Shows @lemm.ee

    From the people who brought you GOT season 8 comes a show that has a bad ending people are shocked SHOCKED I SAY!