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  • People make arguments like "If you ban guns why not knives? They are both weapons." The counter is the addage "don't bring a knife to a gun fight"

    You're right you could make firearms in your basement, but they would be far less effective that something that came out of a factory.

  • With an armed population, the state at least has to keep a venture of morality and legitment to the people

    Or they need to be more heavily armed. Which they are.

    Most of the world's countries have already fallen to extreme orwellian authoritarianism and they are working on the U.S right now

    And yet only we have armed drones in schools to prevent school shootings.

  • Be kind

    Jump
  • It would probably be more fitting if the shirt read "My life is completely fucker and I need all pity I don't deserve"

  • Idk about Mint in particular. There's a way to do this in most de/wm. I would start in the system settings where you can choose light/dark themes. Then just go top to bottom in the system settings.

    Sorry I couldn't help more

    Edit: If you don't go through settings systematically like this often, it's good practice. You always find things you'll use later.

  • If you need to ask, it's too late

  • Front right phone. Front left wallet. Right belt loop/back right pocket keys on retractable lanyard

  • It's backwards. The sperm goes from the penis into the vagina.

  • Seven Seven of Nines

  • Making small talk, humor, lying, empathy all work, but here I would suggest blaming something that mutually fucks you over. In this case insurance companies. And learn to lie in ways they couldn't verify, and never offer unnecessary information that would fuck you over. (I.e. DO NOT mention the doctors)

    So I would say something like "this is supposed to be a routine procedure, but insuranc3 needs to verify it is necessary. My grandma died from shit like that. Fuck them. I'm going to do everything I can to help you

    <insert name>

    "

    ALWAYS learn people's names. Fuck you if you "are bad at learning names" you are just lazy. Try until you can do it, even if you have to ask more than once. People actually appreciate it. Here, it personalizes the bullshit you are slinging and gets the person to believe you

  • Beat me to brainfuck

  • Unfortunately, as random as it is, this is the only one I got, but you might check out the new york times's wirecutter. Contrary to it's parent publication, wirecutter is pretty good

  • Both lol. I found the mop there, and it's a lot of vacuum reviews, so you can find what works best for you

  • Lightweight cordless vacuum + steam mop does an amazing job

  • Little caesars worth. Fight me

  • Memes only have because they reference an original work. AI strips the connection between the original work and the final product deliberately.

  • I would have sworn you were trolling with "dp 420"

  • Fairphone4 user here. Fairphone is the kind of environment you go into knowing there are tradeoffs (e.g. the camera sucks) but for me, what you gain in terms of privacy and the downright respect they have for you as a customer are worth those tradeoffs.

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    What are some tips for taking care of kids?

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    What are some tips for a job interview?

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    Have you ever said something so incorrect or irrelevent nobody corrected you?

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    What's something you had as a kid you wish had modern batteries?

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    What discovery or invention do we take for granted?

  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    Distro for a new user

  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    What kind of mindset do you need to be succesful starting and continuing to use Linux.

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    What's a personal "Damned if you do damned if you don't"?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Smokers and dog owners would make excellent postal workers

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    Should IP enter the public domain?

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    Could someone ever take down Wikipedia?

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    What do you do to improve your workflow(s)?

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    What's a weird saying?

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    What do you do when you get ghosted?

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    What are inexpensive staples in your country?

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    What are you loyal to?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Copilot is on every updated PC. Forever.

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    How much do you tip at a restaurant?

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    What are your alternatives to proton?

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    How would the repeal of Section 230 impact Lemmt?