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BananaPeal

@ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

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2 yr. ago

Older millennial nerd.

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    US Senator Joseph Martin said Canada should become american. Canadian politician Charlie Angus responds

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  • He's not part of the US Senate, he's a part of the Maine Senate. Get your facts straight.

    I find it funny that you decided to change the title after posting his position correctly in the Maine community.

  • What are mundane actions we get to do everyday with technology that would be a superpower to people from before say.. the 1600s?

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  • This is a poor interpretation of average life expectancy numbers. Plenty of people lived into their 60s+, but due to high infant mortality, the average gets pulled way down.

  • If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired.

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  • 20-30 minute naps are ideal. When I lie down, I set an alarm for 35 minutes. It gives me 15 minutes to fall asleep and if I don't fall asleep in that 15 minutes, then I realize it's not happening and get up.

  • When they get the bill too

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  • I'm sure they'll be fired up.

  • Maybe I'm simple, but this gets me crying. [video]

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  • Sometimes I think Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden is just singing about anilingus

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  • Oh dang, that's really close. Maybe I heard that back in the day and the nature of human memory made me think that I made it up.

  • The sheer audacity to call the planet we live on "blue marble" when Neptune out there looking like that.

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  • I feel that the bigger audacity is the real name. Earth means soil, yet maybe 25% of the surface is soil.

  • Sometimes I think Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden is just singing about anilingus

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  • Hey stop stealing things that I made up and kept in my head for 30 years!

    "Black hole sun won't you come, and mow the fucking lawn!"

  • People who rely on their phones/computers to tell time probably forgot or didn't realize that a Daylight Saving Time-Change even happened, some might've forgotten that DST existed at all.

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  • Don't worry, the stove will remind you!

  • If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent, we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.

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  • There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that's for sure.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

    Why did the mathematician get thrown out of church?

  • The future is here

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  • Did you really have to show me this? Now I have a desire to buy (borrow?) one of these for a Halloween costume.

  • Wendnesday

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  • We should hold a vote to decide the spelling we can hold it next chewsday.

  • I tried to make potato pancakes but I made of hash of it.

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  • Slightly biased

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  • Second and third shifts are useless? Remember that when you can't pickup your groceries after work.

  • 3rd Trimester

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  • Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

  • 3rd Trimester

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  • I think my house is pregernet??

  • What is the lamest pickup line you can think of?

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  • My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!

  • I knew I should have turned off auto-update ugh

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  • I'm so glad that I changed to Jellyfin. So much better.

  • Non-single people, how long have you been with your S/O?

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  • We're hitting 10 years married this October! 11 years together.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I should pay more attention to the time

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    Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

    Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    It took me years to realize this

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    Dear A-holes

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    When do you brush your teeth?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Four blades, five nights

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    Sticking with what you know

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Is Ohio even real?

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    If we're going back, let's go for a good reason

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Best way to tell if you need a shower

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Guy Yoga

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    Like a giant Dutch oven

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    It's time for a renaissance

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Best purchase we've ever made