In middle school, a kid got caught masturbating in study hall. I never saw him again after that. Word was that he moved away out of embarrassment. Parents probably just home schooled him or something.
In a completely different direction, my class broke the "suicide school" moniker. We were the first graduating class in like 10 years to not have a suicide.
I honestly thought they went out of business. The only one I might see on a regular basis closed and I didn't see any on a recent short road trip. Whatever, their food was mediocre anyway.
"I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl."
Something about VerMOUNT.
"I'm glad I have a boat because I'm about to take you to rode Island."
"Hi, I'm from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I'd like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.
"Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)"
At a meetup for technicians: "Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech's ass. (Texas)"
"Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I'm on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna."
"I'd love to get you in a threesome, but I'm not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I'll ask her)"
In middle school, a kid got caught masturbating in study hall. I never saw him again after that. Word was that he moved away out of embarrassment. Parents probably just home schooled him or something.
In a completely different direction, my class broke the "suicide school" moniker. We were the first graduating class in like 10 years to not have a suicide.