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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • None of this "what are you thankful for" shit today. What's something you hate?

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  • The "Coaches" in Gran Turismo 7 on the licence tests.

    Yes I'm having some trouble you smug fuckstain, I'm trying to gold every licence test. ITS HARD. I dont need to be constantly reminded.

  • Is there an optimal home/apartment size that most people would be happy with?

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  • I would say you're pretty much on the money only in the region of 1000sq for a single person being "optimal" once you take into account storage spaces, bathrooms, balconies, and so on. A kitchen for one and a bathroom is likely the same size as for a couple. A couple doesnt need a noticable amount more room than one person. Add kids and immediately double it... they have a lot of stuff.

  • YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes

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  • In most countries for average people if you can make a convincing argument about why you thought it would be allowed and can argue it with a straight face they arent interested in nailing you over it because it isnt worth their time.

    I asked my accountant "Hey, when I take sick leave at work and I have to get a doctors certificate to get paid for those days, does that make the doctors visit a work expense?"

    He said "Thats a legitimate enough argument that if you want me to I'll put them on your return. Dont know if it would pass an audit but the reasoning is solid"

  • You sure about that?

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  • I think he was more about the C

  • You sure about that?

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  • As much as I hate the constant stream of lazy, lying bullshit I do love a really clever campaign.

    Think of the sheer balls an advertising company had to have to walk into the initial "Compare the Market" add campaign pitch and say the word "Meerkats" and then go on to explain they would say next to fuckall about what the company actually did.

  • You can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?

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  • You have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.

  • Why is bicycle riding so controversial in America?

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  • Bicycle riding, vegans, linux, dieting, crossfit, etc.

    You dont know the normal ones, you know the foaming at the mouth loonies who wont shut up about it.

  • How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.

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  • The only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.

    E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2

    Mr Y, a1 3f b2

    A1 means "Straight and unmarried" but 4d means "Totally a Pedo" and 3f means "Will probably call the police if you even hint at it" and b2 is "Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs"

    Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who "Bubba" is... Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.

  • You're given $20,000 USD (or the equivalent in your local currency) to spend, but anything still left by the end of the day you lose for good. What are you spending it on?

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  • Im a project car guy, can I add funds? Seriously, daddy needs a new engine.

  • How do you beat post-work floppiness?

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  • Yeah, I'm doomed if my ass hits couch. I need to maintain some form of momentum.

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    How do middle aged family men handle it?

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  • Theres a reason dads make hobbies out of their yard, grilling and DIY.I have to do this shit anyway, it can either be what stops me from doing what I want or I can find the happiness and satisfaction in it.

    My relaxation time might be ten minutes having a coffee in the back yard with the garden and lawn looking immaculate but it would have been 2 hours work to get it to "done" but 3 to get it to "perfect" because ultimately what was I gonna do with that hour? Watch some Youtube videos I only half give a fuck about or play a video game I'm mediocre at. Once you figure out you can also run a smoker while you do those chores at the end of the day everyone gets ribs.

  • What's an artificial limitation you put on yourself that has improved your personal life?

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  • Wallet front right, phone left front, keys either left knee or left rear (if no cargo pockets), work keys around my neck on a lanyard. If they arent there I have lost them and they must be found immediately.

  • How do you feel about MMA as a sport and the UFC as a company?

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  • Honestly MMA events are usually pretty chill when it comes to actual violence I believe its because the percentage of people who can actually fight in the audience is way higher than at regular sports.

    The dudebro assholes can never be 100% sure if that skinny dude is there because he likes to watch fights or because he trains with one of the competitors.

  • Whats the best voice acting in any video game?

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  • Not to mention Claptrap.

  • What is your favorite version of FTL in science fiction?

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  • Macguffin it just enough to be maybe plausable, give it enough rules to make it interesting, be consistent and then shut the fuck up about it.

  • Yes I'm still salty

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  • I maintain that Big Bang could have been 6 seasons of a great show but it was 12 of mediocrity.

    Its on my lotto list to hire someone to go through and cut out every story arc and joke that doesnt add to the character progression.

  • Please

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  • Its funny but this is why I believe car guys are so weird.

    Playing with cars is an expensive hobby, so you cant engage in it as often as you like without a LOT of disposable income so when you meet another car guy and he mentions "Yeah I have to yank the engine out of my race car this weekend" if you dont have plans you actually really DO want to help even if you barely know the guy because you get to engage in your hobby on someone elses dime.

    So you go around, spend a day swearing and getting filthy, busting your knuckles and putting sweat into their passion for nothing more than maybe lunch and a few drinks, so they really are appreciative.

    All that Fast and Furious "Family" shit is overblown, but my son is named after my best friend and we became friends for life engine swapping and building a 89 Honda.

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    "Pro-life" and "pro-choice" aren't actually opposite positions

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  • I feel you, the other end of the horseshoe is breeding licences or permits or some shit.

  • My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW

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  • Lemmy sucks it just sucks different, its the photo negative of truth social and anyone who thinks that this place isnt just a different echo chamber is deluded.

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    Austin Powers was made approximately as long ago as Austin spent frozen.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Whats an unethical or dangerous experiment that you would like to see performed or perform (if it werent for the ethics/danger)

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Has anyone here been prescribed TRT? Or had a partner on it?

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    I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Ever made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What Stereotypes do you definitely fit?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why does incest result in birth defects?

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    People who dont particularly care for or celebrate Christmas, Whats your favorite Christmas song?