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    If you know a rather simple fundamental flaw in a new trillion dollar technology that everyone missed, what would you do?

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  • Unless I’m leveraging 3x+ like an absolute deep fried Twinkie, I’m pretty sure I’m coming out at least neutral.

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    If you know a rather simple fundamental flaw in a new trillion dollar technology that everyone missed, what would you do?

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  • Short whichever stock would be most impacted, set my earnings to convert to yuan, and then spread the news as hard as I can

  • Do these look like fake cigarettes or used tampons?

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  • Wrapped in toilet paper after use, kinda. Women always try to hide the good treats in paper, but my dog’s superior nose and teeth overcome such paltry obstacles to absolutely fucking destroy my rugs and sanity, and equally harm their own digestive tract.

  • The Final Final Layer_new(3)

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  • (Silly little fish snacking on internet noodles)

  • Somewhere in an alternate universe

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  • Somewhere in an alternate universe

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  • I have to ask, how the heck did you end up with a cat in the first place? I, personally, avoid my allergies as hard as I possibly can. Seeing that my friend’s experience is not as unique as I thought it was is really throwing me for a loop

  • Somewhere in an alternate universe

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  • I have a friend with 3 cats and she’s terrifyingly allergic to their dandruff. She holds off on using allergy medications just in case she has a particularly bad reaction one day. It seems like a lot of effort for a few cuddles

  • Somewhere in an alternate universe

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  • I didn’t realize that cats were that social, thank you!

  • Somewhere in an alternate universe

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  • You sound like a reputable cat owner, so I’m curious. Do cats actually sniff each other’s nethers or do they lick them like dogs? I nicknamed my friend’s dog “blowjob princess” after they took him to the park where not a single set of dog genitals were left dry.

  • Dogs vs Cats

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  • NSFW

    Opinion Poll Rule

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  • I mean, it’s not the blowjob, it’s how much he cares about it. The guy’s raped kids, perved on teens, creeped on his daughter, banged a porn star while his wife was pregnant, sees women as things, I could go on, but I won’t. He’s embarrassed about only one of these because it messes with his image and appeal. Which is gross, but I didn’t have any hand in crafting the opinions of social conservatives

  • YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.

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  • I still just can’t manage it. One side slips and the other crumbles because of the lack of tension! I’m certain that it’s possible, but I’m giving up once again.

  • YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.

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  • That was the only thing that kept the wound within my ego from festering. “It’s a different material! The bag’s larger. It can’t be me.” But it is, and I’m angery

    Edit: the plastic just flexes and slides too much! One side always comes undone. This is ridiculous and probably a hate crime

  • YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.

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  • I’ve worked in a restaurant. My job, at every spare moment, was to fold-seal little paper bags filled with goodies precisely this way. I’ve likely made thousands of these folds, if not tens of thousands. 50x4/7x365x4, if I had to guess. I’ve attempted this with chip bags dozens of times and never managed it. Seeing this feels like a taunt, you son of a bitch

  • Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

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  • I always assumed it was helpful to get the gunk off of your teeth so the hygienist doesn’t have to spend an extra minute or two with you. The less time I’m forced to keep my mouth open, the better. My lips get chapped, my tongue goes dry, I’m bored. It serves utilitarian function

  • How do you beat post-work floppiness?

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  • Ramp up and down your productivity through the day. Leave yourself time to recover during the last hours of work, both mentally and physically, so that you can do what you like when you get back home. Never tell your boss that you’re doing this. They will see the peak of your ramp and that alone, and their expectations will climb

    I’ve heard that it’s fairly common in food service to “always be closing” so that you can finish and leave at the drop of a hat.

  • What old movies hold up because of a lack of special effects or because clever use of effects?

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  • So was sicario edit: and the raid, but most isn’t all. Visual effects are simply too tantalizing and/or useful. Particularly for landscapes, I simply don’t notice

  • What old movies hold up because of a lack of special effects or because clever use of effects?

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  • Yeah, I was racking my brain to find a major movie filmed in the last decade without digital effects so that I could induce a recognition of the passage of time, and I couldn’t manage it. Covid started more than half a decade ago, and modern movies rarely use solely practical effects

  • I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable....

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  • 20 chips on black rock and let it ride

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    How much money would it take for you to eat hot soup while watching a spooky movie?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    When a tutorial in a game stretches out far too long, do you also picture yourself punching the tutorial npc in the throat and running away?

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    Can we consider degenerating from maga.place and hilariouschaos.com?

  • PC Gaming @lemmy.ca
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    What’s the deal with the abundance of eBay listed laptops lacking drives?

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    Lemmings living in red states, how’re you doing?

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    Since the upgrade, has anyone else been unable to change post/comment/modlog sorting options?

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    Looking for a specific channel on YouTube

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    The interior of your house is hot, the exterior cool. What would the most efficient orientation be for a box fan? Pushing hot air out of a window or pulling cool air in through it? (Solved)*

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    Unspoken rule

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    How do I direct link to an Imgur gif/video/webm?