Not at all since OP says the translated sentence doesn't have to make sense. They seem to be asking to use several translation dictionaries to make some sort of weak replacement cypher. It's doable in like 50-100 lines of python (I haven't looked into the libraries needed, I just know they exist).
I have no idea about the second part, though.
I once sat in the queue for MS support for 6 hours before I gave up, and it was for a business related issue.
Fun fact, they stop playing music after 3 hours.